Technoparc Montréal - Quebec, Canada

Technoparc, Montréal – Canada

Hi Folks,

Visiting Montreal in Canada, what a way to finish the year!

Wayne Gretzky, Neil Young, Pamela Anderson, Jim Carrey, Leonard Cohen, William Shatner and Scotty, Ben Johnson, Mike Myers, Steve Nash, Keanu Reeves, Jacques Villeneuve and many, many others were given to the world by the generous people of Canada, or more formally the Democratic People’s Republic of Canada. And how did the world respond to the generosity of the Canadians. Well, quite well I would say. In return a Canadian random dude named Kyle Broflovski was given one of the leading parts in a super popular TV-series South Park.

One might wonder what is left in Canada when the stars in all areas of life have left from there. That’s a fair question and deserves an answer. Not much I guess. There’s still Technoparc Montréal, it’s kind of cool if you are into all kind of weird things like science. But please be a responsible adult (even in Canada), try protecting your children from science or they may end up like Jesse Pinkman.

– Gart

Niagara Falls - Ontario - Canada

Niagara Falls – Ontario, Canada

Hi Folks,

I figured I had not better stay around in New York. The Agency’s net was getting too tight. It was only a matter of time when they would have caught me. I took Greyhound to Niagara Falls and crossed to boarder to Canada’s side. I can’t complain, it’s quite nice out here. I will try to find my way to Detroit and visit my old pal Cosmo McMurtry. Keep on rocking and stay tuned!